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My Brain is Still Processing What You Said - Short sleeve shirt

My Brain is Still Processing What You Said - Short sleeve shirt

Regular price $12.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $12.00 USD
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Built for long shifts and quick comebacks, this Comfort Colors® graphite tee brings together unit pride and a dose of perfectly-timed humor. The front keeps it clean and professional with your hospital unit displayed—whether you’re in ED, ICU, NICU, Telemetry, Med-Surg, Oncology, Mother & Baby, Labor & Delivery, Orthopedic, or Neurology—while the back says what every nurse has thought at least once: “My brain is still processing what you said and how I will chart it.”

Garment-dyed in a rich graphite shade, this shirt has that lived-in, ultra-soft feel from day one. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for busy days on the floor or well-earned time off, and the breathable cotton keeps you comfortable through it all.

It’s equal parts relatable and stylish—perfect for showing off your specialty while sharing a laugh with coworkers who just get it.

Features:

  • Premium Comfort Colors® t-shirt in graphite
  • Soft, garment-dyed fabric for a worn-in feel
  • Front: customizable hospital unit design
  • Back: humorous nursing quote
  • Relaxed fit for all-day comfort
  • Great gift for nurses across all specialties

Because sometimes the charting takes longer than the conversation—and this shirt says it for you.

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Color: Graphite
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Low stock: 5 left

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Care Guide

Thank you for supporting our small business! To keep your shirt soft, vibrant, and long-lasting, follow these simple care instructions:

Washing

  • Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the design.
  • Cold water wash is best – use a gentle cycle.
  • Use mild detergent (no bleach or fabric softeners).
  • Wash with similar colors.

Drying

  • Hang dry or tumble dry low.
  • Avoid high heat – it can damage the design and shrink the shirt.

Ironing

  • Do not iron directly on the design.
    If needed, turn the shirt inside out or cover the design with parchment paper and use low heat.

A few DONT'S:

  • Don’t dry clean.
  • Don’t use bleach.
  • Don’t scrub or pick at the design.

Tips for color longevity:

  • First wash? Let it rest 24–48 hours after delivery to fully cure the design.
  • Always air dry when possible for the longest life.
  • Store folded or on a hanger – avoid creasing the design area.

Processing & Shipping Information

Processing Time
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  • Standard Orders: 1–14 business days (Monday–Friday)

Please note that business days do not include weekends or holidays.

Shipping Time
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Estimated Shipping Time: 1–8 business days (Monday–Friday)

Shipping times may vary depending on your location and postal service delays.

Refunds and Returns

All sales are final — we don’t accept returns, refunds, or exchanges at this time.

We’re also not responsible for lost or stolen packages, or for orders sent to the wrong address if the shipping info was entered incorrectly at checkout. Please double-check your details before placing your order.

Problems with Your Order?

If something’s off — like your item arrived damaged, is defective, or you received the wrong item — please email us at nursemochistore@gmail.com as soon as possible.

You have 2 days after your order is delivered to reach out. After that, we won’t be able to resolve the issue. So be sure to check your order when it arrives.